White Trash

I'm happy to say that I'm nothing but white trash
Living on food stamps 'cause I got no cash
Educated all the way to sixth grade
Married at thirteen, had it made
Wife has eleven kids and that's just fine
Welfare pays for the six that are mine
And don't tell me fame's something I'll never know
I'm practically a regular on the Ricky Lake show
I'd get a job but I don't feel the need
Besides most places require that you know how to read
I'm missing eight teeth but that's alright
You don't need to chew to drink Natural Light
We have thirteen people in a two bedroom trailor
My wife doesn't bitch, she knows I'll nail her
My family has no respect and I just don't get it
My daughter's knocked up and it was my brother who did it
Last night I got in a fight with my mother in law
And I'm sueing her ass because she broke my jaw
Hey, I'm just an honest guy trying to make a buck
So call me white trash 'cause I don't give a fuck.