BAD ADAM

The Garden of Eden, a subject of heavy debate
Let me see if I have the story straight
Adam and Eve were hanging out in the wild
Started shacking up and spit out child after child
A whole slew of children all from the same mother
Then these nasty little bastards started humping each other
Generation after generation kept giving birth
Until there were enough inbreds to fill up the earth
They were copulating and populating, filling up towns
Juggling with technology like drunk pissed off clowns
They wacked down trees and built bombs by the dozens
So they could fly over seas to blow up their second cousins
The rain now has more artificial coloring than a snowcone
Then this brilliant family punched a whole in the ozone
If Eve were respectable she'd have told Adam to back off
The world would be healthier had he simply jacked off.